Questions


If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, it
 it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants,
 if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and
 insecure? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving
 that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on
 strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of
 cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Where do forest
 rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored
 cat food? Why do they report power outages on TV? What do you do when
 you see an endangered animal that is eating an
endangered plant?
 Is it possible to be totally partial?
 What's another word for thesaurus?
 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
 Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
 Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
 If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
 headlights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make
 any sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
 When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal
 crackers? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
 right to remain
silent?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
 Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
 Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
 Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of
parachutes?
 Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
 If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer? Have you ever imagined a
 world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives
 the snowplow get to work?
  If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your
 headlights, what happens?
You know how most packages say, "Open here?"  What should you do if
the
 package says, "Open somewhere else"?
 Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
 Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called
 shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
 You know that indestructible little black box that is used on
 airplanes, Why can't they make the whole plane out of that same 
substance? Why is that when you're driving and looking for an 
address, you    turn  the radio down?
 Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
 What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
 If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do
   freedom fighters fight?
 If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
 If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 
 Why do noses run and feet smell?